January 2011
Sorry that I haven't been posting..
My stomach is in excruciating pain, sadly.
How many notes can Betty White get before 2011?
arriola-:
radster:
The home gurl ^^
bb qirl
December 2010
Anonymous asked: ur so annoying and retarded.
I just woke up and it's almost 2 pm..
I have a bad stomachache, and my arm still hurts from when I got it stuck in that wooden chair. Besides that, I feel like pdiddy.
“Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public...”
– Cyril Connolly
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Reblog if you didn’t know you can chat with a...
Look at this idiot's facebook picture. →
foreverlateralligator:
barryconti:
imamouseduhhh:
-tohaveahome:dacupcakebomb:
UMM, EXCUSE YOU. THATS ME. YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING TO MY FACE BABE? NO? THEN GO GET A LIFE. JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, BECAUSE I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A LOVER ON THE INTERNET. I’M NOT TAKING PICTURE AFTER PICTURE OF MYSELF SO I CAN LOOK GOOD FOR WHOMEVER COMES ACROSS...
So, my cousin from Oregon is moving over here and...
He is 21 years old and he thought he heard voices, so he couldn’t sleep. He kept talking to me because he was on my top bunk, I on the bottom, and he just wouldn’t stop talking. I’m like: “CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING!?” But, he was too scared to sleep. He asked me if our house was haunted, I replied: “Nigga, I don’t care if there’s zombies in this...
4 tags
Why do people..
Start off conversations by stating/yelling my name when i’m standing right next to them? Ex: “Anthony!”. It’s not like you’re in some desperate need for my attention or you’re in use of my help.
If I have _ dollars in quarters? This is a given. Who the fuck carries _ dollars in change? Unless imma hit up the laundromat, nigga wtf you talking about!?
Ask...
Why couldn't 3 mexicans cross the border?
xkatrinanana:
itskatherinemae:
Bc it said no TRESpassing.
lol i love that gif
THAT GIF
fuckyeahkimchi asked: lol i agree with that...... it does make you emo LOL but the rest is fairly accurate ^_^V
fuckyeahkimchi asked: lol i agree with that...... it does make you emo LOL but the rest is fairly accurate ^_^V
stop hurting the people who make this world...
zzelinaaababez:
Just because you’re fat doesn’t mean you don’t exercise and eat junk food 24/7. Being skinny isn’t being anorexic. Asian eyes aren’t all slanty, and being black doesn’t mean you’re in a gang. Cutting yourself doesn’t make you emo, getting A’s doesn’t mean you’re a nerd. Wearing black doesn’t make you gothic, and being gay doesn’t mean you’ll give someone aids. Reblog this if you...
I literally LOL'd.
Brother: Ugh, Harry Potter's so lame!
Grandma: YOU'RE LAME!!
Me: 2000 points for Gryffindor!
Anonymous asked: Tell me your life story, Cap'n.
I just tripped on my own foot. I think i'm the...
The awkward moment when you get called on to...
your all like:
but then you get the answer right and your like:
after getting pwned, the teacher is all like:
zipposaur-:
SMFH @ people who see things on Tumblr & post it on Facebook.
FYI:
My dog only loves me for my electric blanket.
